TOP 10 REASONS TO CHECK OUT CHEAPO NORTHTOWN

• DEEPEST SELECTION OF CLASSIC ROCK CDs AROUND.

The kid at the big box store might scratch his head when you adk for MSG and point you toward LEE ANN CHIN, but we know exactly what you’re talking about.  We have LOTS of it.

• METAL ENTHUSIASTS RAVE ABOUT OUR SELECTION.   

Need the new Katatonia or OVERKILL?  Come see us!  Need that old Black Sabbath or IRON Maiden?  We’ll hook you up.

• GREAT SELECTION OF ‘MUST HAVE’ CLASSIC DUD’S.

From Better off Dead to the 10 commandments, we do our best to cover all bases.

• LOTS OF HORROR, MUSIC, STAND-UP COMEDY                                              AND EVERY OTHER KIND OF DVD AS WELL.

• MORE CASSETTES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE AN ONKYO AT.

New hoopty have an old-school system?  We got the tunes to keep you smiling.

• AWESOME SELECTION OF VINYL.

Thegoodies keep rolling in and we’re happy to get them in your hands!  Classic Rock, Country, Jazz, Blues, Punk, Alternative, Funk…   There’s something for even the most specific of vinyl junkies.

• DEEP CATALOGUE OF USED CD’s OF EVERY KIND!   

We’ve been getting the goods and passing ‘em on to you.  Most used cds are $8.98 or less, helping your dollar go further.

• FEWER GYPSY PUNKS ON DOUBLEDECKER FIXED GEAR BIKES TO AVOID.  

Just watch out for monster truck.

• FREE PIE ON WEDNESDAY**         **next door at Baker’s Square**

• YOU MIGHT RUN INTO BILLY JOE FROM GREENDAY.

• DAN  IS  SINGLE       

He has the looks of Andy Williams & the brains of Mozart.  (interested ladies should have their own boat and cabin)